No.5-TRANSMUTATION X- 5 star transmutation device
Like: Great design, sleek sense, smooth posterior
Dislike: Mechanism too simple. Can it be so good?
This latest version fresh from the design lab in Taiwan, comes with the newest and most outstanding feature. No more staring at your mother’s turkey over Christmas dinner. This device promises you 100% conversion rate of turkey to the best Gourmet Tofu Burger you have ever eaten! At the press of a button, your mother’s lamb roast will be converted to a delicious vegan lasagne.
With an added feature of an instant transfiguration dial, we promise you….this device will not stuff up your Christmas Plans and the harmony will be maintained in the family home this Christmas.
No.4- Waves of Ecstatic Bliss- 2013 Greatest Hits Album from Wallwork and Carver
2013 saw the appearance of a new and exciting pop potential…Wallwork and Carver (aka Kate and Ben). This album includes all their greatest hits from 2013. It includes ‘Angels are among us’, ‘We are love and light’ and ‘Shiva, Shiva, Shiva, Shiva,Shiva, Krishna, Ganesha, Shiva’.
Debuting during Angels week, this exciting duo plan to bring all their light into our souls, while sending us into Ecstatic Bliss. Music suitable for those romantic lovemaking moments, ‘Waves of Ecstatic Bliss’ proves to be an album that can catapult you into Nirvikalpa Samadhi……every time!
No.3 12 months of vouchers for "SPEEDY REMOVALS"-waste refuge service.
This service promises to remove all your attachments on an instant basis. Offering an efficient door to door service, as soon as you realise you have more burdens than you need, "Speedy Removals", offers a very quick and efficient removal of states of jealousy, depression, guilt and hopelessness in an instant. Working 24 hours per day and offering a very efficient clearing service…."Speedy Removals" guarantees you instant satisfaction that only PRESENCE guarantees.
Just leave your baggage at your door!
No.2- The Sublimation APP - Instant access to effervesce
Too full of food for nauli kriya? Feeling confused and heavy? It’s late at night, you just made love and headstand seems so far from the Agenda?
We bring you…..The Sublimation APP
Just download on your phone and at a push of a button, all your energies will be perfectly sublimated. Choose your chakra, modulate the polarity! This device guarantees instant expansion at whatever level you require.
Only available for Android users.
No.1 The DINOSAURUS - Giant sized sublimation for that special someone
You’ve heard of a rabbit, you have heard of the butterfly and the Stallion. Now we bring you the latest device for feminine stimulation…. The DINOSAURUS.
Created for women who desire a little more excitement in their lives. This huge extendable vibrator is the Ultimate Gift for your Shakti this Christmas!
(Now you will realise that the Dinosaurs never became extinct…they just translated to an astral paradise J)